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 Robbing the Amish 

Two fellers were in desparate need of cash, but admittedly were a bit cowardly. So the one suggested they break into the Amish market. The logic being that since the Amish were non-resistant, even if they were caught, no harm could befall them. Thus they carried out their plot.
      
      However, just as they were breaking into the cash register, the owner turned on the lights and confronted them, a shotgun pointed directly at them.
      
      Calmly, the Amishman said, Boys, I would never do thee any harm yet you are standing where I am about to shoot.

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