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Category: Clean Animals Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about animals, dogs, cats, parrots, horses and even frogs.  Cross-eyed Rottweiler  man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?"              "Well" said the vet "lets have a look at him"              So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it's eyes.              "Well" says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down"              "Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.              "No, because he's heavy" says the vet. Previous Animals Joke | Animals Index | Next Animals Joke Choose another category