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Category: Clean Animals Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about animals, dogs, cats, parrots, horses and even frogs.  Life as a Female Bear  f you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.              Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.               If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.               If you're a female bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.               I wanna be a bear. Previous Animals Joke | Animals Index | Next Animals Joke Choose another category

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