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 POOF 

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies' Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
      
      A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I`m the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
      
      Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I`m the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
      
      Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*

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