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Category: Clean Church Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about church, ministers, pastors, sermons, faith, and more.  Clown Ministers        Reasons churches don't ask clown ministries to return:              1. They force people to smile during the 8 am service.       2. It's hard to say with dignity, "The sermon today will be given by Brother Umpa-Doody."       3. Whoopee cushions inevitably appear under pew cushions       4. Sermons take a lot longer when they are in pantomime.       5. Many denominations do not recognizeReasons Churches Don't Ask Clown Ministries to Return seltzer water baptism.       6. Dribble glasses used during the communion service.       7. They have to pay janitors extra to get all of the silly string off the ceiling.       8. The kids pop their balloons during closing prayer. Previous Church Joke | Church Index | Next Church Joke Choose another category