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 You Never Hear in Church 

      Hey! It's MY turn to sit on the front pew!
      I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes.
      Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
      I've decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
      I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
      Forget the denominational minimum salary: let's pay our pastor so s/he can live like we do.
      I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
      Since we're all here, let's start the worship service early!
      Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
      Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

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