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Church Signs Jokes
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Category: Clean Church Signs Jokes
       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about church signs, church bloopers, notes from God, and more.

 Church Signs 1 

      1) Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
      2) Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
      3) Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
      4) An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.
      5) When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
      6) Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!
      7) Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
      8) Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
      9) Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
      10) If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

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