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 Church Signs 4 

      1) Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies
      2) If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard
      3) May is God's apology for February
      4) To belittle is to be little
      5) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
      6) No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace.
      7) A singing group called The Resurrection was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, The Resurrection is postponed.
      8) People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
      9) God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
      10) When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.
      11) Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.

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