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 Lots of Parking Tickets 

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
      
      He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
      
      So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
      
      So I called him a horse face. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
      
      This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
      
      I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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