CLEAN JOKES
MAIN MENU
Home - Categories
Tell A Friend
Suggest A Joke
Link To Us
Bible Resources
• Bible Study Aids
• Bible Devotionals
• Audio Sermons
Community
• ChristiansUnite Blogs
• Christian Forums
• Facebook Apps
Web Search
• Christian Family Sites
• Top Christian Sites
• Christian RSS Feeds
Family Life
• Christian Finance
• ChristiansUnite KIDS
Shop
• Christian Magazines
• Christian Book Store
Read
• Christian News
• Christian Columns
• Christian Song Lyrics
• Christian Mailing Lists
Connect
• Christian Singles
• Christian Classifieds
Graphics
• Free Christian Clipart
• Christian Wallpaper
Fun Stuff
• Clean Christian Jokes
• Bible Trivia Quiz
• Online Video Games
• Bible Crosswords
Webmasters
• Christian Guestbooks
• Banner Exchange
• Dynamic Content
View Joke!
Creation Jokes
 You're here » Jokes » Creation Jokes » Man Is Created

Category: Clean Creation Jokes
       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about creation, evolution, athiests, Adam and Eve, Eden, and more.

 Man Is Created 

One day, Eve was walking in the garden with the Lord. She said, "Lord, the garden is wonderful, and the animals and birds provide such joy, but I am still lonely sometimes."
      
      "No problem!" the Lord replied. "I will make you a man for a companion. He will desire to please you and to be with you. But I have to warn you, he won't be perfect. He'll have a difficult time understanding your feelings, will tend to think only of himself, and will stay out late with his bowling buddies."
      
      "What's bowling?" Eve asked.
      
      "Oh... never mind. I was just getting ahead of myself, sorry."
      
      "That's OK. I think I can handle this 'man'," Eve replied.
      
      "Great, I'll get right to it!" God said, and started grabbing some mud and shaping it.
      
      Suddenly, the Lord stopped and said to Eve, "Oh, there's one other thing about this man I'm making for you."
      
      "What's that?" asked Eve.
      
      "You'll have to tell him he was here first."

Previous Creation Joke | Creation Index | Next Creation Joke

Choose another category

Like This Page?


Email this joke to a friend

Search the Jokes

Enter word or phrase







More From ChristiansUnite...    About Us | Privacy Policy | | ChristiansUnite.com Site Map | Statement of Beliefs



Copyright © 1999-2016 ChristiansUnite.com. All rights reserved.
Please send your questions, comments, or bug reports to the