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Category: Clean Death Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humo about death, funerals, wills, life after death, and more.  Gambling Mummy  n archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum.              "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.              To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."              A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"              "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'." Previous Death Joke | Death Index | Next Death Joke Choose another category

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