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Category: Clean Death Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humo about death, funerals, wills, life after death, and more.  Scattered Ashes  woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She prepared her will and made her final arraignments. As part of these arraignments she met with her pastor to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted, etc.              She told her pastor she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomindales.              "Bloomindales!" the pastor said. "Why Bloomindales?"              "That way, I know my daughters will visit me twice a week." Previous Death Joke | Death Index | Next Death Joke Choose another category