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 The Countdown 

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
      
      "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
      
      "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
      
      "10.." says the doctor.
      
      "10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
      
      "10...9...8...7..."

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