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Category: Clean Doctors Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about doctors, dentists, medicine, death, and more.  The Countdown  man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.              "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.              "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.              "10.." says the doctor.              "10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.              "10...9...8...7..." Previous Doctors Joke | Doctors Index | Next Doctors Joke Choose another category