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 A Long Night 

A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
      
      However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line.
      
      "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."

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