|Category: Clean Drunks Jokes|
Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about cops, drunks, and overall stupidity of alcohol and drinking.
drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing.
The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."