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 Have Faith My Child 

For the umpteenth time Mrs. Youngston came to her pastor to tell him, "I'm so scared! Joe says he's going to kill me if I continue to come to your church."
      
      "Yes, yes, my child," replied the pastor, more than a little tired of hearing this over and over. "I will continue to pray for you, Mrs. Youngston. Have faith - the Lord will watch over you."
      
      "Oh yes, he has kept me safe thus far, only....."
      
      "Only what, my child?"
      
      "Well, now he says if I keep coming to your church, he's going to kill YOU!"
      
      "Well, now," said the pastor, "Perhaps it's time to check out that little church on the other side of town."

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