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Category: Clean Fathers Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about fathers, wives, mothers, kids, marriage, and more.  Penny For Your Thoughts  fter tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.              Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping.              His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted.              In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed, and then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!" Previous Fathers Joke | Fathers Index | Next Fathers Joke Choose another category