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Category: Clean God Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about God, faith, eternity, heaven, justice, and more.  God is Watching  hildren were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the apples. It read, "Take only one, God is watching."              Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.              One little boy wrote his own note and snuck it next to the cookies, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples." Previous God Joke | God Index | Next God Joke Choose another category