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 God is Watching 

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the apples. It read, "Take only one, God is watching."
      
      Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
      
      One little boy wrote his own note and snuck it next to the cookies, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

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