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Category: Clean God Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about God, faith, eternity, heaven, justice, and more.  Time and Eternity  man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. "God", he said, "how long is a million years?"              God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."              The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"              God answered, "To Me, it's a penny."              The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"              God said, "In a minute." Previous God Joke | God Index | Next God Joke Choose another category