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 Time and Eternity 

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. "God", he said, "how long is a million years?"
      
      God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
      
      The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
      
      God answered, "To Me, it's a penny."
      
      The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"
      
      God said, "In a minute."

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