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Category: Clean Kids Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about kids and their parents. What will kids say next?  Teaching the Teacher  ne day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.              TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?              TOMMY: Yes.              TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?              TOMMY: Yes.              TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.              TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.              TEACHER: Did you see God?              TOMMY: No.              TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there! He doesn't exist.              A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked:              LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?              TOMMY: Yes.              LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?              TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).              LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?              TOMMY: Yessssss              LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?              TOMMY: Yes              LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?              TOMMY: No              LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one! Previous Kids Joke | Kids Index | Next Kids Joke Choose another category

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