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 Teaching the Teacher 

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.
      
      TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
      
      TOMMY: Yes.
      
      TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
      
      TOMMY: Yes.
      
      TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
      
      TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
      
      TEACHER: Did you see God?
      
      TOMMY: No.
      
      TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there! He doesn't exist.
      
      A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked:
      
      LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
      
      TOMMY: Yes.
      
      LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
      
      TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
      
      LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
      
      TOMMY: Yessssss
      
      LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
      
      TOMMY: Yes
      
      LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
      
      TOMMY: No
      
      LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!

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