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Lawyers Jokes
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Category: Clean Lawyers Jokes
       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about lawyers, criminals, judges, the law, cops, and more.

 Lawyer Quiz 

      Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
      A: Professional courtesy.
      
      Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?
      A: Because deep down, they are all nice guys!
      
      Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
      A: No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
      
      Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
      A: An offer you can't understand.
      
      Q: What would happen if you lock a cannibal in a room full of lawyers?
      A: He would starve to death.
      
      Q: Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
      A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
      
      Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
      A: The lawyer charges more.
      
      Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
      A: You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
      
      Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.

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