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Category: Clean Lawyers Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about lawyers, criminals, judges, the law, cops, and more.  Lawyer Quiz        Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?       A: Professional courtesy.              Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?       A: Because deep down, they are all nice guys!              Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?       A: No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.              Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?       A: An offer you can't understand.              Q: What would happen if you lock a cannibal in a room full of lawyers?       A: He would starve to death.              Q: Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?       A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.              Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?       A: The lawyer charges more.              Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?       A: You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.              Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Previous Lawyers Joke | Lawyers Index | Next Lawyers Joke Choose another category

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