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 No Beef 

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
      
      Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his lawyer neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
      
      The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." said the butcher.
      
      A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
      
      Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150

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