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Category: Clean Lawyers Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about lawyers, criminals, judges, the law, cops, and more.  No Beef  dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.              Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his lawyer neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"              The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." said the butcher.              A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.              Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150 Previous Lawyers Joke | Lawyers Index | Next Lawyers Joke Choose another category

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