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       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about love, marriage, sweethearts, kissing, broken hearts, and more.

 Garden of Love 

      Cabbage always has a heart;
      Green beans string along.
      You're such a Tomato,
      Will you Peas to me belong?
      
      You've been the Apple of my eye,
      You know how much I care;
      So Lettuce get together,
      We'd make a perfect Pear.
      
      Now, something's sure to Turnip,
      To prove you can't be Beet;
      So, if you Carrot all for me
      Let's let our Tulips meet.
      
      Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
      Bee my Honey, dear;
      Or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
      While Sweet Corn lends an ear.
      
      I'll Cauliflower shop and say
      Your dreams are Parsley mine.
      I'll work and share my Celery,
      So be my Valentine.

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