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Men are like placemats.
- They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara.
- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets.
- They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds.
- They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spots.
- The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like copiers.
- You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps.
- Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like bank accounts.
- Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels.
- They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like curling irons.
- They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.