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Men vs. Women Jokes
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 Men Are Like... 

      Men are like placemats.
       - They only show up when there's food on the table.
      
      Men are like mascara.
       - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
      
      Men are like bike helmets.
       - They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
      
      Men are like government bonds.
       - They take so long to mature.
      
      Men are like parking spots.
       - The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
      
      Men are like copiers.
       - You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
      
      Men are like lava lamps.
       - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
      
      Men are like bank accounts.
       - Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
      
      Men are like high heels.
       - They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
      
      Men are like curling irons.
       - They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

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