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Category: Clean Men vs. Women Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about marriage, husbands, wives, kids, men, women, and more.  The Car Broke Down  priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.              Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.              Nun: I think that would be okay.              They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later...              Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.              Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does)              Ten minutes later...              Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.              Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)              Ten minutes later...              Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.              Priest: You're probably right... get up and get your own blanket. Previous Men vs. Women Joke | Men vs. Women Index | Next Men vs. Women Joke Choose another category

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