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Men vs. Women Jokes
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 Wisdom on the Sexes 

       - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
       - The Style: Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
       - A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.
       - To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
       - Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
       - Men marry because they are tired. Women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
       - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
       - A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her, a man, of the woman who didn't.
       - There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
       - Husbands: Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her way, and the other is to let her have it.
       - Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
       - Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use in two people remembering the same thing.
       - The Battle: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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