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Category: Clean Military Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about the military, the army, navy, air force, war, and more.  Major Problem  major was assigned to a new office on a military base. While he worked to set up his office, a private knocked on the door. The major quickly picked up the phone and motioned for the private to enter.              On the phone the major said, "Yes, General Schwarzkopf, I think that is an excellent idea. . . . No sir, that's fine, you feel free to call me any time. I'm glad I can help. . . . Yes sir, I will, and you give my best to your family as well. Thank you sir, and a good day to you too, General Schwarzkopf."              As the major hung up the phone he turned to the private and asked, "What can I do for you, private?"              Sheepishly, the private mumbled, "Um, sir, I'm just here to hook up your phone." Previous Military Joke | Military Index | Next Military Joke Choose another category

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