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Category: Clean Military Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about the military, the army, navy, air force, war, and more.  You Need A Sticker  new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"              The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."              "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."              The general said, "Drive on!"              The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."              The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"              The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?" Previous Military Joke | Military Index | Next Military Joke Choose another category

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