CLEAN JOKES
MAIN MENU
Home - Categories
Tell A Friend
Suggest A Joke
Link To Us
Bible Resources
• Bible Study Aids
• Bible Devotionals
• Audio Sermons
Community
• ChristiansUnite Blogs
• Christian Forums
• Facebook Apps
Web Search
• Christian Family Sites
• Top Christian Sites
• Christian RSS Feeds
Family Life
• Christian Finance
• ChristiansUnite KIDS
Shop
• Christian Magazines
• Christian Book Store
Read
• Christian News
• Christian Columns
• Christian Song Lyrics
• Christian Mailing Lists
Connect
• Christian Singles
• Christian Classifieds
Graphics
• Free Christian Clipart
• Christian Wallpaper
Fun Stuff
• Clean Christian Jokes
• Bible Trivia Quiz
• Online Video Games
• Bible Crosswords
Webmasters
• Christian Guestbooks
• Banner Exchange
• Dynamic Content
View Joke!
Miscellaneous Jokes
 You're here » Jokes » Miscellaneous Jokes » The Wisdom Of Solomon

Category: Clean Miscellaneous Jokes
       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about work, home, and life in general.

 The Wisdom Of Solomon 

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young CPA agreed to marry my daughter," said one.
      
      "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.
      
       And so they haggled before the King, until he demanded silence.
      
      "My sword! Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and we shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half."
      
      "Fine. Sounds good to me," said the first lady.
      
      But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let this other woman's daughter marry him."
      
      The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "Indeed, the accountant must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.
      
      "But she was willing to hack him in two!" exclaimed the king's court.
      
      "Precisely!" said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."

Previous Miscellaneous Joke | Miscellaneous Index | Next Miscellaneous Joke

Choose another category

Like This Page?


Email this joke to a friend

Search the Jokes

Enter word or phrase







More From ChristiansUnite...    About Us | Privacy Policy | | ChristiansUnite.com Site Map | Statement of Beliefs



Copyright © 1999-2013 ChristiansUnite.com. All rights reserved.
Please send your questions, comments, or bug reports to the