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Category: Clean Pastors Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about pastors, ministers, church, sermons, faith, and more.  Letters to the Pastor        Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago              Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.              Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix              Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert Anderson, age 11              Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven              Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany              Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma              Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota              Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City              Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven someday but later than sooner. Love, Ellen. Age 9, Athens              Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh              Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena              Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God? Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville              Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class. Carla. Age 10, Salina Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron              Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston Previous Pastors Joke | Pastors Index | Next Pastors Joke Choose another category

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