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Category: Clean Pastors Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about pastors, ministers, church, sermons, faith, and more.  Wormy Sermon  Southern Baptist minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.  Four worms were placed into four separate jars.              The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.              The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.              The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.              The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.              At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:              The first worm in alcohol - Dead.              The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.              Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.              Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.              So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"              A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,              "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms Previous Pastors Joke | Pastors Index | Next Pastors Joke Choose another category

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