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 Wormy Sermon 

A Southern Baptist minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.  Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
      
      The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
      
      The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
      
      The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.
      
      The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
      
      At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
      
      The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
      
      The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
      
      Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
      
      Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
      
      So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"
      
      A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
      
      "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms

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