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Q: Do they have a fourth of July in England?
A: Yes, between July 3rd and July 5th
Q: How many birthdays does the average man have?
A: One a year
Q: Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
A: All 12
Q: A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
A: She's a nun (Optional Answer: She was the beggar's sister)
Q: Why can't a man living in the U.S.A. be buried in Canada?
A: 'Cause he's living.
Q: How may outs are there in an inning?
A: There are 6 outs in an inning, but if you're in, you can't be out.
Q: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
A: It's against the law for the sister to marry a dead man.
Q: Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
A: They're not playing each other.
Q: Divide 30 by one-half and add 10. What is the answer?
A: (70-- to divide by one-half, multiply by 2: 30 times 2 equals 60 plus 10 equals 70)
Q: A man builds a house, which is rectangular in shape. All four sides have a southern exposure. A big bear walks by What color is the bear?
Q: If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
A: *You* have only one. I now have 2.