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12. How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change light bulb?
One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.
13. How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
14. How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
We choose not to make a statement of either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb however, if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way,long-lived, and tinted; all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ.
15. No. Really, How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved-you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
16. How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
17. How many Nazarenes does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
18. How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
19. How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?
20. How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
21. How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The lights are on, but no one's home.
22. How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
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