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 Questions to Ponder 5 

      Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
      
      Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
      
      Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
      
      How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
      
      How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
      
      Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
      
      Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
      
      Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
      
      Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
      
      Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
      
      What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
      
      Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
      
      Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
      
      Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
      
      If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
      
      Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
      
      Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
      
      War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

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