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 Tourist Questions 

These are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the country.
      
      Grand Canyon National Park
       - Was this man-made?
       - Do you light it up at night?
       - Is the mule train air conditioned?
       - So where are the faces of the presidents?
      
      Everglades National Park
       - Are the alligators real?
       - Are the baby alligators for sale?
       - Where are all the rides?
       - What time does the two o'clock bus leave?
      
      Denali National Park (Alaska)
       - What time do you feed the bears?
       - Can you show me where the yeti lives?
       - How often do you mow the tundra?
       - How much does Mount McKinley weigh?
      
      Mesa Verde National Park
       - Did people build this, or did Indians?
       - Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
       - Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
       - Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?
      
      Carlsbad Caverns National Park
       - How much of the cave is underground?
       - So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
       - Does it ever rain in here?
       - How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
       - So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?
      
      Yosemite National Park
       - Where are the cages for the animals?
       - What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
      
      Yellowstone National Park
       - Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
       - How do you turn it on?
       - When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
       - We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?

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