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Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What to do when patients die.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Catscan: Hunting for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
DandC: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than the other guy.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series: World series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Lower G.I.: Privates and Corporals.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: Not a doubt.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Damn near killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor: One more than one.
Urine: Opposite of you're out.
Upper G.I.: Colonels and Generals.
Varicose: Near by/close by.
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