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Rednecks Jokes
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 Medical Dictionary 

      Artery: The study of paintings.
      Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
      Barium: What to do when patients die.
      Benign: What you be after you be eight.
      Catscan: Hunting for Kitty.
      Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
      Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
      Colic: A sheep dog.
      Coma: A punctuation mark.
      DandC: Where Washington is.
      Dilate: To live long.
      Enema: Not a friend.
      Fester: Quicker than the other guy.
      Fibula: A small lie.
      Genital: Non-Jewish person.
      G.I. Series: World series of military baseball.
      Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
      Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
      Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
      Lower G.I.: Privates and Corporals.
      Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
      Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
      Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
      Node: Not a doubt.
      Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
      Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
      Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
      Post Operative: A letter carrier.
      Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
      Rectum: Damn near killed him.
      Secretion: Hiding something.
      Seizure: Roman emperor.
      Tablet: A small table.
      Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
      Tumor: One more than one.
      Urine: Opposite of you're out.
      Upper G.I.: Colonels and Generals.
      Varicose: Near by/close by.

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