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 Mountain Tech Talk 

      1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
      2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
      3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
      4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
      5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
      6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
      7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
      8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
      9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
      10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
      11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
      12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
      13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
      14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
      15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
      16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
      17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
      18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
      19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
      20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
      21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
      22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
      23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
      24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
      25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

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