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Category: Clean Science Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about science, creation, evolution, theories, life, God, and more.  Test Tubes  e have two test tubes here," said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University. "They contain two carefully synthesised ingredients that we can now use to create human life. Solution A is a genitically engineered copy of all the ingredients in the female ovum, while Solution B replicates the active ingredients in male spermatozoa.              "If I mix them in this aseptic glass container a new human life will be conceived. Now any questions?"              "Could you possibly give us a demonstration?" asked an awed member of the audience.              "I'm sorry, not tonight," said the professor, "Solution A has a headache." Previous Science Joke | Science Index | Next Science Joke Choose another category