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 Football Terminology 

In a never-ending effort to attract the unchurched, some churches have considered translating their unfamiliar terminology into familiar football phrases:
      
      BLOCKING: Talking endlessly to the pastor at the church door and keeping everyone else from exiting.
      
      DRAFT CHOICE: The decision to sit close to an air conditioning vent.
      
      END ZONE: The pews.
      
      EXTRA POINT: What you receive when you tell the preacher his sermon was too short.
      
      ILLEGAL MOTION: Leaving before the benediction.
      
      INTERFERENCE: Talking during the organ prelude.
      
      TWO-MINUTE WARNING: The pastor's wife looking at her watch in full view of the pastor.
      
      QUARTERBACK SNEAK: Sunday School teachers entering the building five minutes after classes began.

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