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Stupidity Jokes
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       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about the stupid things we say and do and stupid things in life.

 Instructions 

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
      
       - On Sears hair dryer:
      Do not use while sleeping.
      
       - On a bag of Fritos:
      You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
      
       - On a bar of Dial soap:
      Directions: Use like regular soap.
      
       - Some Swann frozen dinners:
      Serving suggestion: Defrost.
      
       - On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
      Fits one head.
      
       - On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
      Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
      
       - On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
      Product will be hot after heating
      
       - On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
      Do not iron clothes on body
      
       - On Boot's CHILDREN's Cough Medicine
      Do not drive car or operate machinery
      
       - On Nytol (a sleep aid):
      Warning: may cause drowsiness
      
       - On a kitchen knife:
      Warning: Keep out of children.
      
       - On a string of Christmas lights:
      For indoor or outdoor use only.
      
       - On a food processor:
      Not to be used for the other use.
      
       - On Sainsbury's Peanuts
      Warning: contains nuts
      
       - On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
      Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
      
       - On a chainsaw:
      Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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