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Category: Clean Sunday School Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about Sunday School, kids, teachers, faith, prayer, and more.  How To Get To Heaven  teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"              "NO!" the children all answered.              "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"              Again, the answer was "NO!"              "Well," she continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"              In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!" Previous Sunday School Joke | Sunday School Index | Next Sunday School Joke Choose another category