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 How To Get To Heaven 

A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
      
      "NO!" the children all answered.
      
      "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
      
      Again, the answer was "NO!"
      
      "Well," she continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
      
      In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

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