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 Mumbo Jumbo 

Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.
      
      One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?"
      
      The man yells back, "About a half mile from town."
      
      Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer."
      
      The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?"
      
      The first says, "That's easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."

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