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Category: Clean Travel Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, clean jokes about travel, hotels, driving tips, flying, airplanes, road rules, airports, and luggage.  That'll Be Fine  recent transplant to the mountains of North Carolina writes: The folks around these parts have a peculiarity that drives me nutty. You ask them an "either/or" question, and their answer is-- "That'll be fine!"              I asked a lady the other night who was coming through my register at Wal-Mart, "Ma'am, would you like your milk in a bag or not?"              "That'll be fine," was her reply.              I looked quizzically at her, and asked, "Does that mean 'yes' or 'no'?"              "I said that that'll be fine," was her answer. Since I was holding it up in my hand, out of a bag, I decided to assume that "that" in this case meant "that naked jug of milk that you're holding in your hand, not in a bag."              This feeling was further reinforced by a slight nod of the head towards the jug just as she said the word "that'll." I set the jug in the buggy without putting it in a sack.              "I said I wanted it in a bag," she complained. "You want me to shout it or write it down for you?              "That'll be fine!" I replied. Previous Travel Joke | Travel Index | Next Travel Joke Choose another category