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Category: Clean Travel Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, clean jokes about travel, hotels, driving tips, flying, airplanes, road rules, airports, and luggage.  The Texan In London  Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cabbie explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412.              The Texan replied, "Shoot, a little ol' tower like that? In Houston we'd have that thing up in two weeks!"              Next they passed the House of Parliament - started in 1544 and completed in 1618.              "Well, boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas and it only took a year!"              As they passed Westminister Abbey the cabbie was silent.              "Whoah! What's that over there?" asked the Texan.              The cabbie replies, scratching his head, "Now that, I don't know; it sure wasn't there yesterday!" Previous Travel Joke | Travel Index | Next Travel Joke Choose another category

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