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 The Texan In London 

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cabbie explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412.
      
      The Texan replied, "Shoot, a little ol' tower like that? In Houston we'd have that thing up in two weeks!"
      
      Next they passed the House of Parliament - started in 1544 and completed in 1618.
      
      "Well, boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas and it only took a year!"
      
      As they passed Westminister Abbey the cabbie was silent.
      
      "Whoah! What's that over there?" asked the Texan.
      
      The cabbie replies, scratching his head, "Now that, I don't know; it sure wasn't there yesterday!"

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