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10. Eve to Adam: andquot;You never take me anywhere different to eat!andquot;
9. Sarah to Abraham: andquot;Maybe if you stopped treating me like your sister, we could start a family!andquot; (Gen 12:19)
8. Elizabeth to John the Baptist: andquot;I cook you a nice meal and all you want is locust, locust, locust!andquot;
7. Pharaoh's Daughter to Moses: andquot;Stop parting the bath water, Moses, and wash behind those ears!andquot;
6. David's mom to Jesse, her husband: andquot;Do you really think it was a good idea to get David that sling? He's going to put someone's eye out with that thing!andquot;
5. Manoah's wife to her son Samson: andquot;Can't you clean the sink after you shampoo? I'm sick of all these long hairs!andquot;
4. Elizabeth to Mary: andquot;I love talking to you, Mary, really I do, but can you speak a little softer? This kid just won't stop doing the rhumba in my tummy!andquot; (Luke 1:44)
3. Mary to Joseph: andquot;I TOLD you to make reservations!andquot;
2. Herodias to her daughter: andquot;I told Herod that if he didn't do something about this John nut, I would make sure the problem came to a head!andquot;
And the number one complaint made by a biblical wife is:
1. Pilate's wife to Pilate after the resurrection: andquot;You never listen to me, do you?andquot; How do you feel now andquot;Mr. Wash-Your-Hands-In-Publicandquot;?! (Mat 27:19
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