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<BR><font class=class14b><center><b>Today's category: Pilots</b></center></font><BR><font class=class14b color=red><center><b>Skydiving Lesson</b></center></font></center><br> All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.<br><br> One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"<br><br> Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."<hr><center><a href="http://jokes.christiansunite.com/?from=rss"><font class=class14b><b>View hundreds more jokes online.</b></font><BR><a href="http://jokes.christiansunite.com/jokemail.cgi?page=http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Pilots/Skydiving_Lesson.shtml&from=rss"><b>Email this joke to a friend</b></a></a></center>This is an RSS feed and is intended to be read in a feedreader. Copy this feed URL: (http://jokes.christiansunite.com/joke_rss.cgi) and paste it into your feedreader. For hundreds of online Christian jokes, go to http://jokes.christiansunite.com/