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 The Children of Israel 

Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.
      
      "Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
      
      "Right."
      
      "An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"
      
      "Er--right."
      
      "An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
      
      "Again you're right."
      
      "An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"
      
      "All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"
      
      "What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz allthe grown-ups doin?"

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