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Category: Clean Bible Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about the Bible, Bible versions, God, faith, kids, love, and more.  The Children of Israel  r. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.              "Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"              "Right."              "An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"              "Er--right."              "An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"              "Again you're right."              "An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"              "All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"              "What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz allthe grown-ups doin?" Previous Bible Joke | Bible Index | Next Bible Joke Choose another category