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       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about blondes with my apologies to blondes everywhere.

 One-Liners 1 

      Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
      A: You don't. They're born that way!
      Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
      A: Because it said "concentrate"!
      Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
      A: Very Gifted!
      Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
      A: There is white-out all over the computer screen!
      Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
      A: They don't know the route!
      Q: How do blonde braincells die?
      A: Alone!
      Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
      A: Blow in her ear!
      Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
      A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
      Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
      A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!
      Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?
      A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
      Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
      A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!
      Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
      A: Toes go in first!
      Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
      A: Trying to hold on to a thought!
      Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
      A: Third Grade!

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