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Category: Clean Blondes Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about blondes with my apologies to blondes everywhere.  One-Liners 1        Q: How do you confuse a blonde?       A: You don't. They're born that way!              Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?       A: Because it said "concentrate"!              Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?       A: Very Gifted!              Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?       A: There is white-out all over the computer screen!              Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?       A: They don't know the route!              Q: How do blonde braincells die?       A: Alone!              Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?       A: Blow in her ear!              Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?       A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!              Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?       A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!              Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?       A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!              Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?       A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!              Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?       A: Toes go in first!              Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?       A: Trying to hold on to a thought!              Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?       A: Third Grade! Previous Blondes Joke | Blondes Index | Next Blondes Joke Choose another category

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