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Category: Clean Blondes Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about blondes with my apologies to blondes everywhere.  One-Liners 2        Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the MandM factory?       A: For throwing out the W's!              Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?       A: Artificial intellegence              Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?       A: They always forget the recipe!              Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?       A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!              Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?       A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold!              Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?       A: There is a stamp on it!              Q: Why do blondes like lightning?       A: They think someone is taking their picture!              Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?       A: Reservations!              Q: What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear?       A: A WIND TUNNEL!              Q: What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel?       A: An airbag.              Q: What was the blonde doing up in the tree?       A: She was raking leaves.              Q: How can you tell a blonde has been in the bathroom?       A: There is make-up all over the mirror              Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?       A: You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!!              Q: Why can't blondes make kool-aid?       A: They don't understand how to get the 2 quarts of water into the little package. Previous Blondes Joke | Blondes Index | Next Blondes Joke Choose another category

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