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Blondes Jokes
 You're here » Jokes » Blondes Jokes » One-Liners 2

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       Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about blondes with my apologies to blondes everywhere.

 One-Liners 2 

      Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the MandM factory?
      A: For throwing out the W's!
      
      Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
      A: Artificial intellegence
      
      Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
      A: They always forget the recipe!
      
      Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
      A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!
      
      Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
      A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold!
      
      Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
      A: There is a stamp on it!
      
      Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
      A: They think someone is taking their picture!
      
      Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
      A: Reservations!
      
      Q: What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear?
      A: A WIND TUNNEL!
      
      Q: What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel?
      A: An airbag.
      
      Q: What was the blonde doing up in the tree?
      A: She was raking leaves.
      
      Q: How can you tell a blonde has been in the bathroom?
      A: There is make-up all over the mirror
      
      Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
      A: You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!!
      
      Q: Why can't blondes make kool-aid?
      A: They don't understand how to get the 2 quarts of water into the little package.

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