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Category: Clean Christmas Jokes        Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about Christmas, Christmas trees, Santa, gifts, and more.  The Gift  hanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas," little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever got."              "That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?"              "Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night. Previous Christmas Joke | Christmas Index | Next Christmas Joke Choose another category